whilst riding home

I was enjoying a solo ride on my Yamaha 250 Lander motor X , when all of a sudden on the bend of the dirt track I was on there appeared out of nowhere, a strange bird like creature. It looked like a dinosaur, it had long legs and a big plump body. I'm pretty sure these things don't fly.. as Ive seen these things before , i knew they always travel in pairs, and as i braced myself for a collision; sure enough there was his partner, coming hell bent for leather out of the bush.. I swivered for a little then made for the gap between the two birds,

schgumf, .. I made it, scraped through with no damage to bike, me, or more importantly the birds I had rudely come across whilst tootling along the old country lane..